teenytigress:


SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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the-absolute-best-posts:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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@1 week ago with 167761 notes

carlop:

Darlene - JIIN x Alex Doucette 

Check out both artists by clicking through. Will not disappoint. 

@1 month ago with 11 note and 706 play
me playing any new game:i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later:what the fuck am i doing
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@1 month ago with 334229 notes
rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall
@1 month ago with 167229 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Virgin Airlines Launches the First Glass-Bottomed Plane

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kimluvzcats:

more than target 

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@1 week ago with 11272 notes

waetonywae:

oldfashiongreg:

vanityk1lls:

this may possibly be the best thing i have ever reblogged.

Yes

“Tip yo waitress.”

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shutuupp:

i keep losing everything except weight

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@1 month ago with 72604 notes

happyhealthyhopeful:

redefiningbodyimage:

misha-bawlins:

gaymermaids:

foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

this is awesome

A++++

WAIT - A CONDOM COMMERCIAL THAT DOESN’T SEXUALIZE WOMEN

WHAAAAAAT?!

love it

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@1 month ago with 90919 notes
rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window
@1 month ago with 172757 notes